Internet Sludge Filter: Archive

January 2012

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Hey, followers and followees! I’m not really REALLY gone. If you follow the link provided above, you can reach my new (under construction!) site with fun reblogs and madness and bleeehhhh. YAY!

I’ll be following everyone from this blog on my main blog there. It’ll just save me some trouble. If you want to follow me back, you can follow that account or the blog I have linked here. THANKS! =D

PS—Is “followees” really a word or did I just make that up?

Jan 6, 2012

December 2011

1 post

Dec 12, 20112,527 notes

November 2011

2 posts

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September 2011

26 posts

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Sep 14, 20111,506 notes

#Best

Inappropriate things to say to a baby

youcantcopysloppy:

Stop looking so larval. If you keep resembling a crustacean, someone will come along and eat you.

Why did you burst into tears as soon as you woke up? At least give consciousness a try before you start crying.

(at 6 weeks old) Oh come on Dude, you’re a big girl now…

Sep 14, 20113 notes

Sep 13, 20116,823 notes

#hipster

Sep 13, 2011663 notes

#star trek

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Listen

daszep:

Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter

dying dying

BAAAAHHHHH YESSSSS FOREVERRRRRRR

Sep 10, 2011139,236 notes

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Sep 7, 201112,685 notes

#photography #fairy tales #wolf

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#GraphicDesign #corporate #danmeth #graphic #logo #stuff #pop #popculturalcharts

Sep 5, 20116,923 notes

#hp #alan rickman

Sep 5, 20112,500 notes

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Sep 4, 2011

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August 2011

13 posts

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Aug 13, 201133,149 notes

Play

Aug 12, 20113,297 notes

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“We have to recognize that there cannot be relationships unless there is commitment, unless there is loyalty, unless there is love, patience, persistence.” —Cornel West (Breaking Bread: Insurgent Black Intellectual Life)

Aug 5, 2011273 notes

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Play

Aug 4, 201114 notes

What a drag … Iceland considers prescription-only cigarettes → guardian.co.uk

Iceland is considering banning the sale of cigarettes and making them a prescription-only product. The parliament in Reykjavik is to debate a proposal that would outlaw the sale of cigarettes in normal shops. Only pharmacies would be allowed to dispense them – initially to those aged 20 and up, and eventually only to those with a valid medical certificate.

EEK

Aug 3, 201118 notes

Aug 2, 20112,364 notes

“The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.” —Mark Twain - @GreatestQuotes (via brooklynmutt)

Aug 1, 201163 notes

July 2011

40 posts

Jul 31, 201171,596 notes

Jul 31, 2011208 notes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Jul 30, 20116,756 notes

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Jul 28, 2011195,144 notes

“Sometimes I wish I could walk around with a HANDLE WITH CARE sign stuck to my forehead. Sometimes I wish there were a way to let people know that just because I live in a world without rules, and in a life that is lawless, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t hurt so bad the morning after.” —Elizabeth Wurtzel, “Prozac Nation” (via faeryborn)

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