January 2012
1 post
Fear not! →
Hey, followers and followees! I’m not really REALLY gone. If you follow the link provided above, you can reach my new (under construction!) site with fun reblogs and madness and bleeehhhh. YAY!
I’ll be following everyone from this blog on my main blog there. It’ll just save me some trouble. If you want to follow me back, you can follow that account or the blog I have linked...
December 2011
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November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
26 posts
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Inappropriate things to say to a baby
youcantcopysloppy:
Stop looking so larval. If you keep resembling a crustacean, someone will come along and eat you.
Why did you burst into tears as soon as you woke up? At least give consciousness a try before you start crying.
(at 6 weeks old) Oh come on Dude, you’re a big girl now…
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daszep:
Dramatic Reading Of A Break-Up Letter
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August 2011
13 posts
“We have to recognize that there cannot be relationships unless there is...”
– Cornel West (Breaking Bread: Insurgent Black Intellectual Life)
What a drag … Iceland considers prescription-only... →
Iceland is considering banning the sale of cigarettes and making them a prescription-only product. The parliament in Reykjavik is to debate a proposal that would outlaw the sale of cigarettes in normal shops. Only pharmacies would be allowed to dispense them – initially to those aged 20 and up, and eventually only to those with a valid medical certificate.
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“The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.”
– Mark Twain - @GreatestQuotes (via brooklynmutt)
July 2011
41 posts
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why...
“Sometimes I wish I could walk around with a HANDLE WITH CARE sign stuck to my...”
– Elizabeth Wurtzel, “Prozac Nation” (via faeryborn)