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cockfairy
sphinctertaco
OH HOW OFFENDED THEY SHALL BE!
cockweasel
Nut taco
queef wagon
splooge peddler
cock smurf
WANK RECEPTACLE?!?!?!
Source: eatsomebrains
queefsack, what even.
I laughed so hard at “wankwagon” and “queefsack” that I woke my dog up.